Bryan came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk,
as he
often did and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.
He
gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.When he awoke he found a strange man
standing at the end of his bedwearing a long flowing white robe.
"Who
the hell are you?" Demanded Brian, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?".
The mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter".
Brian was stunned"You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much
live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family....
you've got to send me back
straight away".
St Peter replied "Yes you can be reincarnated but there
is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog
or a hen."
Brian was
devastated, butknowing there was a farm not far from his
house, he asked to
be sentback as a hen.
A flash of light later he was covered in
feathers and clucking aroundpecking the ground.
"This ain't so bad"
he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.
The
farm yard rooster stroll over and said "So you're the new hen, how are you
enjoying your first day here?"
"It's not so bad" replies Brian, "but I
have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode".
"You're
ovulating" explained the rooster,"don't tell me you've neverlaid an egg before".
"Never" replies Brian.
"Well just relax and let it happen"And so
he did and after a few uncomfortable
seconds later, an egg popsout from
under his tail.
An immense feeling of relief swept over himand his
emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time.
When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming
and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever
happened to him...ever!!!
The joy kept coming and as he was
just
about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head
and heard his wifeshouting
"Brian, wake up you drunken bas*ard,
you're sh*tting
on the bed!!!
HAHA. funny isnt it?
Hope it cheered you up :D
ANYWAY, camp tmr! omg, i must survive -.-
and i cant find my torch!
HUANGJIE! link
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