i bought alot of food and drinks to survive for the next few days
all for myself =) [ and he'll become a fat ass like wk & ghautaman -huiying ]. lols.
Wahahaha i declare a food & drinks marathon! By tml must finish all =D
I also bought a teenage magazine to keep me company while im bored waiting for my relatives to come Bai Nian. ( i read finish mine le leh. sad. - huiying)
Lesson 1
My mother always say that We must always be mentally prepared(not mentally retarded like SK) ,what if there is an emergency ? Food and drinks will keep you company of course!{ not computer games meh, jk? - hj} [ ya loh . not computer meh? -huiying ] But don't eat too much or you will not just become a Xiao Ai Ren,you will have a watermelon-like structure{ talking bout yourself right.. }!Then hor you cannot run away when there's a emergency , even if you roll down the hill also cannot escape la.And you know hor , it's good to drink herbal tea if you eat too much heaty stuff like KFC or macdonalds.And hor , you must eat more vegetables like Kangkong or Mahlingshu, it's good for health.You know hor , kangkong and potato China there got plant , there sell very cheap and then furthermore ,it's so fresh hence , it's more healthy! Eat less SoonKueh & Jweekueh , too oily no good .Also hor , you eat too much candy or else you will get tooth decay.Eat fruits also can,an apple a day keeps the doctor away!(because the doctor come ,you throw the apple at him then he scared then run away mah.) Eat more toufu also , can keep your skin shiny shiny like gold X_X and then also very healthy.And ya hor , you also must exercise at least 3 times a week so that you will be healthy.And then hor , eat more Fish and carrot ,it's good for our eyes leh,you don't believe u go see rabbit , their eyesight sibeh good de!And also hor , must also eat more beans(not Mr.bean) it will also help leh! Still got many more la,next lesson then teach you all
To Be Continued the next lesson(coming up soon..)
Thank you for reading(you're an real idiot)
-JK
=P