Sunday, February 4, 2007 @5:28 PM
Got this mail from
SABB. =)
Find it quite humourous la.
So wanted to post it.
Kinda lame too. =//
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and
productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all
students well taught through our program of
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T)We are trying to give our students more
S.H.I.T. than
anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of
S.H.I.T.
on the course, please see your lecturer.
You will be immediately placed at the top of the
S.H.I.T . list,
and our lecturers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the
S.H.I.T.
you can handle.
Students who don't take their
S.H.I.T. will be placed in
DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS ( D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.).Those who fail to take
D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.
seriously will have to go to
EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.).
Since our lecturers took
S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don't have to
do
S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all
full of S.H.I.T. already.
If you are
full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a
job teaching others. We can add your name to our
BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).For students who are intending to pursue a career in
management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of
MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION ( M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.).This course emphasizes how to manage
M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.
If you have further questions, please direct them to our
HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING ( H.O.T. S.H.I.T .).Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T .)Thank You for your time.
Sincerely,
The Director Under the Michigan Bureau of Super High Intensity Teaching.
(The D.U.M.B . S.H.I.T .)
Lols. You might have received it,
but just wanna share it with ppl who have not receive. =)
YANrong posting. =D